1. Make Time For Mandarin – Our mission to bring Mandarin to schools, free of charge.
2. Tours of Mike’s Garage:
Free!
Please e-mail Mike at mike@chinesewithmike.com for an appointment if you’re in the Chicagoland area.
Tours last approximately 30 seconds.
We do have souvenier Chinese with Mike photos, T-shirts, keychains, bumper stickers, replica bandanas, coffee mugs, beach towels, lunch boxes, action figures, and the entire line of the new CWM salad dressings for sale in our gift shop. For an additional fee, you may take a picture with Mike in front of the whiteboard.
3. Best Man Speeches
Congratulations! You’re getting married. Aside from choosing to learn Chinese with Mike, you have just made the most important decision of your life. Now, you will need a best man, who will attempt to capture the essence of how cool you have been throughout your entire life as a single man. So, here may be the problem:
1. You don’t have any friends or relatives worthy of fulfilling this role
2. Your current best man is boring and/or incapable of capturing your coolness in a 3-minute speech.
Enter Mike: If you send a 2-page autobiography to Mike, he will turn your life story into an entertaining best man speech that you’ll never forget. For a fee, Mike will physically fly to your wedding and pretend to be your long-lost best friend. Prior to the wedding, you and Mike can rehearse a story of how you know each other.
**All receptions must be open-bar.
